I havent plugged into a rig in over a week I wanna play so bad I cant stand it.

my main guitar is 6,000 miles away, i miss it bad, i have to put up with a shitty beginners guitar and a handheld amp till i return

I found out that the building across the field from my sister's house that they own has power hooked up to it.

Over the course of the weekend...half stack blaring across the farm fields of Northern Graves County Ky

Had to skip band practice this week 'cause our drummer got a "job" or something....

maybe it was a blow job

No excuse. There's room between the double-bass pedals, and she better not hit the back of her head on the fucking snare drum.

I have a rig set up in my sisters out building. Set it all up yesterday. Hot as fuck & no AC but it didnt stop me. Out in Farm country = no neighbors.... Randall RG100ES slaved into a Marshall Plexi into a oversize tall 4x12.....TURNED WIDE OPEN. Shit was fallin off the tables & shelves. Balls shaking.... I think that's the first hard- on Ive had in 2 weeks

Some things are priceless

I think I blew up one of teh Marshalls the other day Hopefully I can fix her.

Poor Dirty Jenni

Havent played since the post above this. This blows. I never realized how much I'd miss gettin to play. Hell..even if I had an accostic to play on right now.


Ive went MONTHS without pussy. No big deal. Thats what rosie palmer is for. When your ol lady is away..at least you can hear her voice on a phone.

No subsitute for a guitar. Cant hear her talk to me

Well... I finally got "the girls" back home (kinda). I went & got my REAL amps & most my pedals out of storage & put them in my uncles house up the street . He's re-building the inside of his house after the flood & isnt living there. Told me I was more than welcome to put my shit there.

Holy shit, I forgot what REAL wattage was. BIG shit. Granted, both nights I got to play, I had to keep em kinda tamed down, but still better than a 12 watt bass amp with a distortion pedal. Felt great to actually FEEL my sound on the backs of my pants and under my feet. Forgot what feedback & resonance were. I wasnt really even twisting knobs. Just happy to get to play.

I never realized how lucky I am to have the shit that I have, until I went approx 8 mos without them. Got to use my fave Marshall & my Randall.

ghey rant over