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PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 10:03 am 
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ReinventingHell wrote:
dick wrote:
Latest eharmony match describes herself as an "artist, photographer, painter and writer."

In other words, "unemployed."


There seems to be a trend among women here (especially stay at home mums) to buy a DSLR camera then call themselves a 'photographer' without any training or experience. What's worse is when a family member is one of them and they want you to pay for a photoshoot.. I'm a single man with no money or kids.. Why would I pay for a photoshoot?


:shock: That shit must be happening all over the world. A camera and a copy of Photoshop.


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:37 pm 
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obese people who travel in hoards. Had to go in Wal-Nut the other night to pick up some drinks & stuff. 4 or 5 groups of em blocking aisles in several spots :x When I shop, I like to get in & out as fast as I can.


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:28 pm 
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I believe that the proper term for A mess o fat people grouped together is Herd.


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:02 pm 
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I hate it any time people, regardless of size, spread their group out across the aisle instead of getting out of other people's way. And not just grocery shopping, but at the airport, on the sidewalk, anywhere. That shit pisses me off.


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:29 pm 
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Stupid fucks who hit their brakes while approaching or going through a green light :x


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:40 pm 
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Douches that go 20 over the speed limit or higher in neighborhoods or areas with a lot of pedestrians and are loud as hell like they're in fast and the furious.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:34 pm 
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Douches that drive those rice-burner douche-mobiles that look like they're from the Fast and Furious with those goofy-fuck spoilers and cock-suckin' fat mufflers. Fuck those bastards and their Affliction t-shirts.

Get a real fuckin car. :(


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:07 pm 
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ezgbass wrote:
Douches that drive those rice-burner douche-mobiles that look like they're from the Fast and Furious with those goofy-fuck spoilers and cock-suckin' fat mufflers. Fuck those bastards and their Affliction t-shirts.

Get a real fuckin car. :(

:tup: :tup: :tup: :tup: :tup:


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:34 pm 
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Rice rockets ha ha. I miss the days of having hot rods. If I pulled up next to one of those with anything I had when I was a kid, I woulda scarred the sh*t out of em. Would love to pull up next to one of em in my 70 SS or my old Z or T/A :lol: :lol: Headers uncapped & a small block doin the "boogity" thump. 112 Octane fumes . Cam thumpin so hard you could feel it.. to be a kid again.

ahhh it sucks turning into an old man. :| :cry:


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:18 pm 
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Cutting the strings off the guitar before locating the replacement set that I just bought...

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 2:06 pm 
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^How do you know when you should re-string your guitar :oops: :lol: :roll:


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 2:18 pm 
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^How do you know when you should re-string your guitar :oops: :lol: :roll:

it's a matter of comfort really.


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 2:28 pm 
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..ahhh :coffee:


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:00 pm 
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I'm starting to see the deposits of oil and dead skin on the fret board. I'm probably past due on the string change. :lol:


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:50 pm 
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ezgbass wrote:
I'm starting to see the deposits of oil and dead skin on the fret board. I'm probably past due on the string change. :lol:


Does this mean we could potentially drill your fretboard for oil :?


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