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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 3:45 am 
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All's been quiet here in Hellbilly Acres.
So far.
Damn good thing, too, as I'm getting tired of repairing/ replacing the front door.
Still keeping A watchful eye, thanks for askin'.
Clowns. Just because you don't see em, don't mean they ain't out there.
You can never really let yer guard down.


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:14 pm 
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:43 am 
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never open the door for one, either.


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 9:14 pm 
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Good call. You never know when you're letting a Juggalo in.


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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 2:39 pm 
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 5:56 am 
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That shit right there made me laugh.
But it also seems like a quick way to get yer face removed with a shotgun, too.
Shit like that is exactly why I keep A loaded 12 gauge in every damn room of the house.
The shottie in the shower is wrapped in plastic, of course.
We haven't seen so much as a grease-paint smudge from my clown since the origional incident, so maybe I winged him, I dunno.
Buckwheat and I remain vigilant, however.
You can never really let yer guard down, where clowns are concerned.
Stupid fuckkin' clowns.


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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 6:19 am 
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vahellbilly wrote:
Shit like that is exactly why I keep A loaded 12 gauge in every damn room of the house.


Where the fuck do you live? :|


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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 8:53 am 
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In Virginia, why?


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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 2:32 pm 
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Oh no reason..


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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 3:11 pm 
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Look, virginia is A great place to live, and really beautiful, very diverse in it's geography and seasons.
Clown incidents here are quite rare, I assure you.
I just like to be prepared , is all. :wink:


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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 3:31 pm 
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Additionaly, Virginia is very rich in American History.
I love that shit.


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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 4:14 pm 
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...and it's the type of place where it isn't rare to have a shotgun in every room of your house. Nor is it out of the ordinary to blow a whole through your front door when you suspect a grease-painted clowny freak on the other side.


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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 5:13 pm 
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I cannot deny that.
That being said, I've lived here all my life, minus 4 years @ ft Bragg, NC, w/ the army, and This is the first time that i've ever shot through the front door at a clown.
Additionaly, regardless of where I lived, I'd keep A loaded shotgun in every room, the result of lessons learned in my misspent youth.
And, really, if there was A grease painted clowny freak on the other side of yer front door, fuckin' with you, wouldn't you do the same thing?


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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 5:22 pm 
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And, fer the record, I didn't SUSPECT there was A freaky clown painted asshole on the other side of the door, I was Certain of it.
Front door be damned.
And he ain't been back since, so I have no doubt that it was the proper tactical course of action.
And I have mad carpenter skilz, so the front door was no big deal...

When in doubt, empty the magazine.


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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 10:46 pm 
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I ain't saying there's anything wrong with any of that.

I might have opened the door before blasting away, but that's just my prerogative. What can I say? Different strokes for different folks. I'm just too lazy and too cheap to be replacing a door every time I got a clowny freak tryin' to take me to Satan's big top.

As for him not coming back, do you know how hard it is to pick buckshot out of a rubber nose?


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