That's who I'll be rooting for.



I hope it was that chick who was yelling during the whole game. (I'm not the only one that noticed it, right?)

I see sex with a cop in my future.

I'm so glad I left the tv on to catch that live. That was the funniest shit in a looong time. I thought one of the Heat players was going to slap him. I thought I was going to hear "good job! good effort! good job! good *SLAP*"

Anyway... good for damn nothing Celtics. I hate them when they win, and now I hate them when they lose. Usually I would shed a tear of joy to see Paul Pierce lose a big game... now it's just like... get out of my face you worthless nobody. Thanks for nothing.

Are you texting from a DUI checkpoint right now?

Princess is a goddam liar. I showed up at her house with nothing on but my duty belt and boots and she pretended not to be home

What a lousy baton-tease.

bite me, Gobbles. Quite frankly I think all the other times we had sex should be payment up front on my part for that ticket!!!

ftr fellas.....I offered a BJ at midcourt during halftime and he said he'd rather take his Momma.

I think he's gone Fanillo on me. Oh lord....i turned him.

You talk big but when I ring your doorbell you turn all the lights out and say "Princess isn't home, go away"

heat all the way

I don't even want a competitive series. Sweep the Heat.

so I work maybe 3 blocks from the Chesepeake Arena and almost directly across from the hotel where The Heat are staying. I have to say this is pretty damn cool. Was a semi-nightmare leaving downtown to get home this evening but well worth it.



Fear the Beard fuckers!!

Sweet! 1-0 OKC! SWEEP! SWEEP! SWEEP!

Nothing was funnier than seeing a sea of people in blue shirts going crazy and right in the middle there was Alonzo Mourning and Pat Riley looking like somebody just died.

Game 2 Thursday